Aries Mug
Aries is ruled by the planet mars. Their usual traits include making unrealistic goals, leaving work unfinished, feeling glorious about their failing lives, hating anyone out of the blue for no reason, screaming, yelling, making noise like giants while walking, sex, cheating and copying others. Astrologers say Aries are capable of destroying homes and office spaces because they have intense passion for making things dirty (check their bedrooms and kitchen), instigating hatred among family members and not listening to the authority. A fun fact about the Aries zodiac sign is that it contains the highest number of divorced and fired people. Also people who continue long term relationships with them are usually looked down upon because they are said to have low self esteem or been rejected multiple times by the real the world. It is assumed that Aries people are manufactured for adult entertainment purpose only because they are noisy and sexual enough to keep an orgy party alive. Two examples include Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag) and Huge Hefner. It is extremely easy to spot an Aries. These are the only females that look and sound one hundred percent like males. Meanwhile, the Aries men look like females. Consequently, sleeping with them will make you feel very homosexual.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!