Soccermom Mug
noun. Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite. The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game. Soccermoms promote the following philosophies: - winning is not important - soccer is good because it is non violent - no child should feel bad if they did not play well - trophies awarded to every child - removal of keeping score from the game These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well. Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below: - are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry - believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off) - supports PETA (enough said) - supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV) - a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage) The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!" Totally opposite of a Hockeymom Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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