Yvette
Yvette is the Swahili word for "Luminous Moon Goddess." An Yvette is intelligent, compassionate, honest, incredibly sexy, athletic, competitive, and easy going. She has unparalleled sexual skills including the ability to have multiple orgasms and deepthroat massive cocks (without gagging). She prefers to have lovers whose penis size exceeds 7.5 inches in length and 6 inches in girth. Her lovers must be able to get hard, stay hard, and pleasure her until she is fully satisfied (usually 2+ hours and after at least three long orgasms). She has incredible legs, large breasts, a beautiful smile, green eyes, gorgeous dark hair, sexy shoulders, and toned arms. She walks with purpose and when she moves you can see the subtle, yet powerful, movements of her lush musculature. Her ass is firm, well-shaped, and is best enjoyed in her lover's hands. She intimidates other women, even though she doesn't intend to do so. When she walks into a room, all eyes turn towards her. When she wears high heels and a short skirt, men purposefully drop their wallets on the floor so they can bend down to get a better look at her amazing, toned and tan legs. An Yvette is truly unique -- a one-of-a-kind.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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