Yvette Mug
Yvette is the Swahili word for "Luminous Moon Goddess." An Yvette is intelligent, compassionate, honest, incredibly sexy, athletic, competitive, and easy going. She has unparalleled sexual skills including the ability to have multiple orgasms and deepthroat massive cocks (without gagging). She prefers to have lovers whose penis size exceeds 7.5 inches in length and 6 inches in girth. Her lovers must be able to get hard, stay hard, and pleasure her until she is fully satisfied (usually 2+ hours and after at least three long orgasms). She has incredible legs, large breasts, a beautiful smile, green eyes, gorgeous dark hair, sexy shoulders, and toned arms. She walks with purpose and when she moves you can see the subtle, yet powerful, movements of her lush musculature. Her ass is firm, well-shaped, and is best enjoyed in her lover's hands. She intimidates other women, even though she doesn't intend to do so. When she walks into a room, all eyes turn towards her. When she wears high heels and a short skirt, men purposefully drop their wallets on the floor so they can bend down to get a better look at her amazing, toned and tan legs. An Yvette is truly unique -- a one-of-a-kind.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother