Canada's History Mug
One of the most depraved sexual acts possible, comprising raptophilia, food play, coprophilia, and bestiality (with optional necrophilia). To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed. The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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