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Lombard (AKA Lompton), the village of Lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sluts from Glenbard East. The town is full of good catholics, all from Montini. The pride and joy of Lombard is Lilacia Park where there is a glorious display of assorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the Lilacs of Lombard. The most important part of lombard is Sacred Heart School, located right on the corner of Elizabeth and Maple. The kids who attended this school rule all of Lombard. Everyone thinks they're punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. All you Lombard alums will remember Lombard Lanes, the glass bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. If you live in Lombard you will find yourself drawn to Cruise Nights every Saturday during the summertime, and once a year to the Taste of Lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in DuPage County) presented to you on the 4th of july. All of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the Lilac Parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. Wanna hear more about this glorious town? Subscribe to the local newspaper, The Lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember... slow down, make Lombard a safe town!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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