lombard Mug
Lombard (AKA Lompton), the village of Lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sluts from Glenbard East. The town is full of good catholics, all from Montini. The pride and joy of Lombard is Lilacia Park where there is a glorious display of assorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the Lilacs of Lombard. The most important part of lombard is Sacred Heart School, located right on the corner of Elizabeth and Maple. The kids who attended this school rule all of Lombard. Everyone thinks they're punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. All you Lombard alums will remember Lombard Lanes, the glass bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. If you live in Lombard you will find yourself drawn to Cruise Nights every Saturday during the summertime, and once a year to the Taste of Lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in DuPage County) presented to you on the 4th of july. All of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the Lilac Parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. Wanna hear more about this glorious town? Subscribe to the local newspaper, The Lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember... slow down, make Lombard a safe town!!
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother