twilight saga Mug
Best books ever, i dont care what anyone says. twilight: Bella (a teenage average girl) and Edward (hansome vampire) fall in love. Crazy vampire James tries to kill Bella and Edward and his family saves her. New Moon: Edward doesnt feel like he's giving Bella a safe life, thinking she could do way better so he leaves her. She pretty much goes crazy and almost drowns while cliff diving. So Alice (edwards phycic sister) see's her jump off the cliff and comes to find her alive. Edward thinks she is dead so he runs of to Italy to be killed by the Vultury (Powerfull, royal vampires) And Bella and Alice go save him. Oh yeah and Jacob falls in love with Bella (he also turns into a wearewolf) eclipse: Victoria (James lover) is trying to get revenge by killing Bella so she creats a bunch of crazed new born vampires to kill her, but The Cullens, wearwolfs fight back and they live Breaking Dawn: Bella and Edward get married, have sex, have a little baby girl named Reneesme (but she is half vampire half human and almost kills bella) so Bella is turned into a vampire after delivering the baby. After a few months the Volturi find out about Reneesme and think she is a full vampire baby (which pretty much is illegal because they can not be taught) So the Cullens gather up all their vampire friends, and wearwolves (they now are no longer enemys) and go to defend them selves, the vulturi run away with their tails between their legs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy