twilight saga Mug
Best books ever, i dont care what anyone says. twilight: Bella (a teenage average girl) and Edward (hansome vampire) fall in love. Crazy vampire James tries to kill Bella and Edward and his family saves her. New Moon: Edward doesnt feel like he's giving Bella a safe life, thinking she could do way better so he leaves her. She pretty much goes crazy and almost drowns while cliff diving. So Alice (edwards phycic sister) see's her jump off the cliff and comes to find her alive. Edward thinks she is dead so he runs of to Italy to be killed by the Vultury (Powerfull, royal vampires) And Bella and Alice go save him. Oh yeah and Jacob falls in love with Bella (he also turns into a wearewolf) eclipse: Victoria (James lover) is trying to get revenge by killing Bella so she creats a bunch of crazed new born vampires to kill her, but The Cullens, wearwolfs fight back and they live Breaking Dawn: Bella and Edward get married, have sex, have a little baby girl named Reneesme (but she is half vampire half human and almost kills bella) so Bella is turned into a vampire after delivering the baby. After a few months the Volturi find out about Reneesme and think she is a full vampire baby (which pretty much is illegal because they can not be taught) So the Cullens gather up all their vampire friends, and wearwolves (they now are no longer enemys) and go to defend them selves, the vulturi run away with their tails between their legs.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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