Hoosick Falls Mug
Hoosick Falls is a small town in upstate New York, basically in Vermont, which consists of 33 black people and 3,254 white people. You either go to the public school which is K-12 or the private, religious school St. Mary's til 8th grade and if you're too much of a angel when you're done there you will go to some other "nice" school. Theres no big businesses in Hoosick Falls and the only thing were famous for is Grandma Moses and having a lot of bars. The kids at the highschool are not diverse. There's about 5% ghetto dirt bags, 80% kids who have nothing special about them at all and are boring as fuck, 5% theatre kids,5% popular kids that think they rule the school, and then the rest is a mix of random kids. About half of the kids are proud alcoholics by the time they graduate. Typical hangouts include the courts, the U center, and Cumby's. Rumors spread so fast around here if you fuck someone in the bathroom at school the whole school will find out by the next class period. There is nothing to do for fun in the town and the closest mall or large city is an hour away. If you are from Hoosick Falls you automatically hate every surrounding small town just like you. The cops have nothing to do since there isnt much crime so they try to find stupid reasons to arrest people. Crossgates Mall is heaven.
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right