comet lane Mug
The coolest block in Levittown, members of this block are very close and gather numerous times throughout the year. The 2 most famous times are of course the block party and the festival of lights. This is, of course when the adults gather around outside around a fire pit and put up each others holidays lights. They go house to house dragging the fire and drinking extreme amounts of booze. The children follow and help the adults untangle the lights while they continue to booze. Many times this ends up in falling off ladders, sliding down roofs and very very crooked lights that stay up until new years. The block party has similar events regarding the alcohol involved. There is always a dunk tank, slip and slide, cotton candy and other various events involved. There are many kids that run around on this block and make this residence the place to be. At sundown there is one event that is never forgot and that is the beer pong game between the north and south sides of the block. Even the children who are too young to drink take part in rooting for their side of the block. So far, about 5 years running south side has prevailed but north side is sure to remind them how they frequently pass out drunk. Afterwards the fire pit is once again brought out into the middle of the street followed by those who have not passed out in their bath tubs yet. There is also weekly card games held in garages where it gets highly competitive. This block has the best rep in Levittown and according to the elementary school is asked the most if there are any available houses for sale.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!