Slut Truck
A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint. Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
Perfect way to start my day!
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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