small hick town Mug
A really small town where people actually say stuff like 'ya'all' etc, usually with a tiny population and where you know EVERYONE. You might be from a small town if... ...... 1. You can name everyone in your school. 2. You know what 4-H is. 3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road. 4. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping. 5. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State 6. You still go home for Homecoming. 7. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town. 8. You had a senior skip day. 9. The whole school went to the same party after graduation. 10. You can't help but date a friend's ex. 11. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt backroads. 12. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird. 13. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town. 14. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise. 15. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people." 16. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later. 17. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday. 18. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the local resturants. 19. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart.. 20. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests. 21. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride. 22. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name. 23. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away. 24. Everyone from your school worked at the same place. 25. You can walk across town in 10 mins. 26. U give direction by using "The" stop light in town. 27. Someone who just moved in is 'the new kid' until someone else moves in - be it weeks, months, or years. 27. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your address book, which is actually half your town.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother