small hick town Mug
A really small town where people actually say stuff like 'ya'all' etc, usually with a tiny population and where you know EVERYONE. You might be from a small town if... ...... 1. You can name everyone in your school. 2. You know what 4-H is. 3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road. 4. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping. 5. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State 6. You still go home for Homecoming. 7. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town. 8. You had a senior skip day. 9. The whole school went to the same party after graduation. 10. You can't help but date a friend's ex. 11. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt backroads. 12. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird. 13. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town. 14. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise. 15. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people." 16. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later. 17. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday. 18. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the local resturants. 19. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart.. 20. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests. 21. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride. 22. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name. 23. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away. 24. Everyone from your school worked at the same place. 25. You can walk across town in 10 mins. 26. U give direction by using "The" stop light in town. 27. Someone who just moved in is 'the new kid' until someone else moves in - be it weeks, months, or years. 27. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your address book, which is actually half your town.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
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We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
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