Jodie Marsh Mug
She's in the "down-market" modelling business, which basically involves her posing nude or semi-nude (page 3 of The Sun Newspaper and elsewhere). She has a constant grudge against glamour-model Jordan because she became more famous than her. According to Jodie, Jordan said that she had boobs like "saggy Spaniel's ears". Jodie's a militant anti-fur campaigner (PETA), and made sure that everyone in Celebrity Big Brother 2006 knew it. She announced housemates "murderers" for eating meat and constantly said how Pete Burn's fur coat "offended" her. She had set out to correct her image in the Big Brother house but only ended up confirming everything people thought about her, examples of her "improving her image" in Big Brother included: "My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs." "Up for an orgy George?" "I had an orgy...best night of my life." After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet. George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants. She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc. E.g. "I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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