Nargle Mug
1. a terrible meschevious creature of notorious evil nature that attacs only on the new moon in august july or february. The masterful chief Tagliano advises you take all of the nessasary precautions on these nights of NargleFeast. BE FOREWARNED: 1) set up a tent or form of shelter 2) Surround the covering with flamingos and if possible, one of the 4 sacred stones 3) Make sure there is a flamboyantly gay man within the 100 yrd radious in case of a sudden attack where in need of some urgent death cab for cutie rendering of soul meets body to fend them off 4) Glow sticks are a sure fire way to keep the nargles in their place!!! keep them near your face when traveling out of your dwelling, this keeps you invisible to the nargles and therefore cannot harm you 5) Grilled cheese made in the proper manner such as wheat bread and meuster cheese with REAL butter is a sure fire repellent. (BE sure to make your gay friend chad one too. HE may or may not ask you but even if he does he will be to high to remember and will be very grateful that you have made him one.) 6) Chives are the single most important element of nargle feast and be sure to keep refreshing your stock hourly. 'keep a stem in your mouth at all times and the nargles must keep safe distance. WARNING: CHives are a deadly and dangerous drug when not used correctly. 7) Finally, sparklers (3 for each person of your tribe) are lit ritually and flailed ina circular pattern around campsite for nargles will be visible out of the eyes of the sparkler trance leader.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother