good girl
In public, a good girl: - behaves like the sweet innocent girl her father wants her to be - is smart but polite, like her mother wants her to be - is decently sexy, like her bf/hubby wants her to be - is waring tiny strings or goes commando (whatever idea drives him more crazy while in public) - if situation allows, occasionally gives him blowjobs under restaurant tables, on the back row at cinema, in the middle of a forest, etc. In private, a good girl: - looses the skirt/trousers, and walks around the house commando or in tiny g-strings (shirt allowed if a bit chilly) - wears French maid outfit when cleaning around the house - serves bf/hubby with nice food but also reveales her breasts, so he can have an alternative if not hungry and in need of appetizer - once a week rents a porn for him to watch it together - twice a week gives him a blowjob while he watches other TV or plays computer games - one blowjob out of two she swallows; the other she takes it in the face, boobs or again mouth, but then plays with it - wakes up bf/hubby every morning with blowjob, ball licking, rimming, nipple/toe sucking or lubed handjob, so he has a good day at work - douches and wears butt-plugs every couple of days, because no hole should be offered less frequent then the other - especially the tightest and most pleasurable - on birthdays and special occasions surprises him with the hottest of the hottest ATM practice - gradually improves her deeptroat skills and whatever other skills she knows he might appreciate - does not mind a slap on the bum at any time, and in the heat of the moment other gentle/rough slappings can be a big turn on for her - in general has a clean body and a dirty mind - and offers him whatever he feels like. Because feelings are important for her and she wouldn't want to hurt his. At ALL times: - a good girl is completely SHAVED. It's what brings her beauty to perfection. If any of the men out there says they are ok with body hair on a girl, they either lie or should be educated.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
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Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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