LDFS Mug
'''Lime Dime Frime Smuff''' == Origins == This band originated in the ghettos of Northern Virginia, specifically, Mr. Lewocz's physics class at Annandale High School. LDFS was created by it's four members, who are talented musicians, and have the know-how to also start up a band. No, LDFS is not a garage band. LDFS does not even own a garage. LDFS is a worldwide sensation. == Members and Bios == '''Laith A''' Lead guitarist, and back up vocals. Laith, the President of the Class of 2008 at Annandale High School, formed the National Archive of Armadillos in Central Pvirgina, better known as NAACP. Interests include: Pie, hot dogs, funny movies, cock-diesel humidifiers, and Allen Iverson. '''Willie L''' Drummer and back up vocals. Willie is a leading member of the Coalition to Stop the Control of Imps in the Side Roads of Little River Turnpike. Interests include: Guitar Hero, exfoliating rubs, sports, and stuff. '''Jose M''' Lead Bass Guitar. Jose is also known as Jose, the Jalepeno on a Steek. Also one of the founding fathers of the National Bean Baking Industry. This is due to the fact that Jose, a Salvadorian, eats many beans. Interests include: Beans, Steeks, and bean-like accessories. '''Stuart R.''' Lead Vocalist and backup guitarist. He is involved in all afore-mentioned associations, and in addition, pushed for the establishing the current rights for all Left Handed Kickers. Without Stuart, the Left Handed Kickers would be tortured on a daily basis. They have a lot to thank him for. Interest include: Guitar Hero, Super Nintendo, Becca, Kicking, and tapping his hands on the sidelines of AHS football games. == Genre == LDFS is a very well rounded band. They perform live almost any song ever created. From Rock to Rap, Hendrix to Bach, Pink Floyd to Tha Outlawz, they tear that shi** up on stage. == Notoriety == Since the beggining of LDFS's existance, the divorce rate has sky rocketed. For some reasons, all women seem to want to be a part of the elite group, the LDFS Groupies. These groupies are so famous, they even have their own groupies. Most famous groupies include: Katie W, Tammy P, Kat R, and Joe Theismann. These divorces are usually spurred by the undeniable phenomenon of women taking their shirts off and throwing them at the Band members. Not only does this happen at concerts, but even while ladies listen to us on the radio. Many a car crash has occured. ''Many'' a car crash. == Fan Base == What sets LDFS apart from other bands is their wide fan base. From 87 year old war veterans (Mr. Tatum) to 4 year old girls (Jill), LDFS seems to be popular to the entire population. According to their Master of Ceremonies, Derric F, "LDFS is like magic. If you're alive, you're a fan. I have a dead great-great-aunt who I can swear comes to me in dreams applauding them, and taking off her bra." == Concerts == To book LDFS to come to a stage near you, please contact Derric F. His phone number consists of anything you want it to be. All you have to do is think about LDFS, and we'll be there. It's because he scopes people, that's all. He's even ''scopin meeee.''
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.