Fernwood Cove Mug
Cove memories will never be forgotten. You put on the green and whites, put the back strap up on your Crocs, grab your tennis racket, or waterbottle, or swimcap and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that the showers are ice cold or that you got a 14 on inspection that morning. Heres to Nancy Bars, Singing in the Rain, wanger-bangers, Moxie, Skippy, the crib, the contact sport at the fluff table, horse vaulting, getting mail, soccer tournaments, the 6 feet rule, spending most of trip days lost, Gez's reveille's, Don Wise, mystery haircut, lazy Sundays, and crying at services. The amazing Katie's funky art classes, Walmart, claymation, beach volleyball, mini courses, flam, star gazing, reading under the tree, JillandKate, early mornings, late nights, color war, Cove pals, skinnydipping, Gez "dying", knowing exactly what to put in our pillowcases at Dutch Auction. Ms. Fernwood Cove pageants, spending hours getting ready for guys from creepy camps that we all know are ugly and we'll never see them again, banquet, campfire, rainy days, swimming to the island, running from 5th focus so hard that when you finally reach the Bird Bath you can hear your heart pounding, and most importantly, the girls and memories that will always be in your heart. Everything at Fernwood Cove is PERFECT!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!