unionville Mug
A place in pennsylvania where the kids are as follows: 1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil 2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class 3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job. 4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups 5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people 6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful 7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!