uncrustable
Uncrustables are SUPPOSED to be this instant sandwich things that taste great. But they don't. The are nasty and gooey on the inside and the bread looks like congealed tofu and tastes like sponge.They generally come in two flavours; PB and J (which does not contain real PB or J) and grilled cheese (which features a orange mess which was at one point processed cheese) Second of all the name uncrustable (which i must point out is grammatically incorrect) suggest the thing doesn't have a crust. If you've ever seen them you'd know they do;not a bread crust but a pie crust. Thirdly what is the logic of instant sandwiches? Isn't a sandwich for convienience in the first place? Are people really that lazy? It takes less than 5 minutes to make a PB an J sandwich and cut the crusts off. Oh and after all it's processed nastiness it's not a guilty pleasure like Taco Bell...it doesn't even taste good. The jelly is goeey and the PB has a really weird texture like chewy melting carpet. Real sandwiches taste a hell of a lot better and one of these days someones gonna tell everyone those things can give you cancer. I don't trust those spongey oddly white bread thingy and the stuff on the inside is NOT real PB or J.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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