Friendwhore
Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends. You might be a friendwhore if you: Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine. Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car. Smoke pot. Drink WAY too much. Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds. Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities. Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot. You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so. Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course. Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace. "FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point. Listen to techno. Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX For women, it slightly different. As in: If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING. As in: "My house is on fire....teehee!" "I'm so wasted....teehee!" "I have so many friends...teehee!" Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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