yahnissi Mug
my dearest * how i wish i never met you. all my life, i waited in silence for a face i could not name, and then you appeared, the angel hidden behind the veil of sleep. when i saw you, i couldn’t believe it. i had found you, but my heartso fragile, so trembling, could not speak the truth it had carried through lifetimes. how could i speak to you, when we were strangers and only one of us remembered? how foolish i would have seemed, to say my soul had met yours long before this world, to claim i knew you like the sky knows the stars. but you had forgotten. was it not god’s will we meet again? was this not the echo of a vow once sworn in light? but someone else won. many came before, and still, none held your heart. i waited. i watched. i believed we would end together, you for me, and i for you. then we became friends, and it was more than anything i’d known. no bond matched it. the world faded. only you, my divine friend. even the angels rejoiced at what we shared. and then, i ruined it. i made the mistake knowingly, believing i was unworthy, how could i, dust and doubt, deserve someone divine? and so it ended. i still see your face, the moment you knew. my heart never stopped breaking. your name lived in my dreams, your voice, your presence. and for a moment, god gave you back. we had our date. it was soft, perfect. a dream made real. when you left my car, i felt the ache of eternity. i miss you. and i wish i never met you – because in meeting you, i lost my faith in destiny
The Urban Dictionary Mug
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
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