The Reader
Definition: The Reader n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force. 1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends. 2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense. Types of Reading: - Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good - Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you - Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you - Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget Reading Rules: - Don't start none, won't be none - If you shoot, expect return fire - Family gets the realest reads - Truth hurts, but lies kill - Read to protect, not to destroy Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from: 1. Solo Struggle: - Fighting against systematic barriers - Building success with zero support - Facing constant opposition - Dealing with racism and doubters - Converting isolation into motivation 2. Breakthrough Moments: - Started from zero resources - Built everything from ground up - Turned rejections into fuel
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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