The Reader Mug
Definition: The Reader n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force. 1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends. 2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense. Types of Reading: - Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good - Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you - Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you - Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget Reading Rules: - Don't start none, won't be none - If you shoot, expect return fire - Family gets the realest reads - Truth hurts, but lies kill - Read to protect, not to destroy Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from: 1. Solo Struggle: - Fighting against systematic barriers - Building success with zero support - Facing constant opposition - Dealing with racism and doubters - Converting isolation into motivation 2. Breakthrough Moments: - Started from zero resources - Built everything from ground up - Turned rejections into fuel
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy