Yurral Mug

Name: Yurral mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
SKU: ud-mug-yurral-18279153
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.80 (724 reviews)

Yurral is one of the most easiest masturbation techniques for men. It only contains 5 simple steps. 1. Go for it. First if your penis is full of pee go to the bathroom and pee it out now, it won't work with a penis full of pee. Then find a picture of a lady in a crop top, whatever is best for you. 2. Push it. Now that you have the sexy picture, lay on your stomach and hump your penis back and forward while looking at the picture until you hit an orgasm. 3. Oh yeah that feels good. Now the sensation should last anywhere between 8 to 10 seconds before your penis starts beating. 4. Beat beat beat. Your penis should start beating now and you can let go, or if you want to feel the beating you don't have to. 5. Repeating. ( Optional } Now your penis will feel weird and you should wait 15 to 20 minutes before repeating. Repeat too early and it won't work.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)

Printed on-demand just for you

Dishwasher safe

Microwave safe

Word on front, definition on back

Comfortable handle

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Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B. Jun 30

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My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Harry B. Jun 30

Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs

roserie m. Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L. Jun 30

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B. Jun 30

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z. Jun 29