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A man who thinks he’s above everyone else due to his country’s rich history(which he had nothing to do with) 9/10 a waste of sperm but sometimes it will produce someone good such as Freddie Mercury, Shakespeare and Gordon Ramsey. Unfortunately successful civilians rarely popup in a country that is only liked by its own dwellers. Englishmen are currently confused with Welsh and Scottish men however, you can tell the difference between them with 3 easy facts. 1.Unlike the Welsh and Scottish, Englishman usually smell like fish, cigarettes or diarrhoea, typically having all the scents at different parts of the body. 2. If you ask an Englishman a question, when they answer and open their mouths, look at their teeth. If there seems to be mold growing on their molars, asparagus in between their front teeth and they’re all point in different directions, you have 100% got an English man. Welsh and Scottish generally have much cheaper dental care than the English. 3. If they’re bald, skinny, pale as the rake and don’t have any colour in their eyes, you have found a type of Englishman who makes up around 30-40% of the male population. Examples of this are: Bald Martin, Jack Wiltshire and Phil Foden in about 20 years. I hope this gives you a brief understanding about the typically aggressive locals of England. Please don’t get them mixed up with their chad counterparts(Wales and Scotland)

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected

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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf

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I thought this mug was a bear.

MeNov 20

it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's

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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!

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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️

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I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)

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really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.

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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug

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i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.

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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site

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Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!

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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

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My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?

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Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!

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