Twat
The Twat I once knew a man that was a twat, He's every thought was that of an imbecile... He was wholly unjustified in his every word; When he was in a twatish mood... Which was exceedingly annoying, And didn't take anything to start him off... Save perhaps being content or happy; You'd think that he was jealous, but this twat was not... The twat uhh'd and err'd and ahh'd, Because he was an annoying twat as well... He passed twatish judgements of events; And his twat brain got it wrong 100% every time... He never said please or thank you, Because he had twat manners too... And he never gave praise and rarely encouragement; Because he was an ungrateful twat also... He preferred the company of fools, Because they made him look good compared to him... But only a twat would be so easily pleased; Like boasting of being a lolly stick stood up in dog shit... Well; the twat didn't have many friends, Because.people saw.right through him... He was fine approximately half of the time; Which suggests his brain was divided between a twat half and normal... Quiet why this guy was a twat? Defies all explanations... If the best we can do is to just annoy people; Then that is the most twatish excuse for an existence...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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