Sylvie Mug
Your relationship with Sylvie has been a tumultous one. You have gone from being completely head over heels omg this girl is so beautiful, to a heartbroken mac demarco listener, to "fuck her and her stupid vegan diet", to guilty all in the course of a couple of years. Yet, you don't regret meeting her. It's taken a long time to be able to say that; but now you realize how important she has been in your life. She has forced you to grow up, to mature, and to take responsibilty. She has shown you how to forgive, how to love, and how to overlook mistakes. In the present time, you and her still aren't as close as y'all used to be. You don't think y'all ever can be. Too much has happened. Y'all are so different people now. However, she will always have a place in your mind. Even if you can't say it to her face, you wish the best for her. She was your first love, but most importantly she was a good friend. You and her will grow older. You will go live your life, and she hers. She will find a husband, start a family, and move on. It seems strange to think of that now, of someone that has impacted your life so greatly becoming something so distant and far. Maybe you'll remember her, and if you're lucky maybe she'll do the same. And perhaps then a smile will come across your face, and you'll thank God that you knew such a person, even if it was for a little while.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!