Sylvie Mug
Your relationship with Sylvie has been a tumultous one. You have gone from being completely head over heels omg this girl is so beautiful, to a heartbroken mac demarco listener, to "fuck her and her stupid vegan diet", to guilty all in the course of a couple of years. Yet, you don't regret meeting her. It's taken a long time to be able to say that; but now you realize how important she has been in your life. She has forced you to grow up, to mature, and to take responsibilty. She has shown you how to forgive, how to love, and how to overlook mistakes. In the present time, you and her still aren't as close as y'all used to be. You don't think y'all ever can be. Too much has happened. Y'all are so different people now. However, she will always have a place in your mind. Even if you can't say it to her face, you wish the best for her. She was your first love, but most importantly she was a good friend. You and her will grow older. You will go live your life, and she hers. She will find a husband, start a family, and move on. It seems strange to think of that now, of someone that has impacted your life so greatly becoming something so distant and far. Maybe you'll remember her, and if you're lucky maybe she'll do the same. And perhaps then a smile will come across your face, and you'll thank God that you knew such a person, even if it was for a little while.
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Customer Reviews
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better