crogeek Mug
A mythical creature that exists only next to a PC that has been fully integrated with the fridge. Crogeek uses its enormous quantity of bodily fat to fuse with technology, thus having enabled new tech feature which allows it to initiate feeding via key bind. If crogeek has been oversaturated with food, it will use its energy to initiate a long monologue to which no one ever listens to of their free will. As this energy is expelled, the mystical grease is generated on his surface. It can only be speculated that it is this very grease which allows the Crogeek to interact with electronics in any wave frequency of electromagnetic spectrum. The mystical grease has an intense smell that can damage energy system of a person who spends even as little as 20 seconds in the close vicinity of the crogeek. Effects of this damage include, vertigo, nausea, hallucinations, autoimmune disorders, epilepsy and many more. It is advised to never directly interact with the crogeek. The crogeek will go to great lengths to avoid shower even when subjected to difficult circumstances. This is because the grease increases the rate of internet connection. Even a drop of few milliseconds is viscerally painful to the crogeek. When questioned about still not finding a suitable mating partner, the crogeek considered the option of showering, but he said that he only seeks a worthy partner, and such partner would have to not only tolerate but even enjoy a couple of months old stack of mystical grease.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.