crogeek Mug
A mythical creature that exists only next to a PC that has been fully integrated with the fridge. Crogeek uses its enormous quantity of bodily fat to fuse with technology, thus having enabled new tech feature which allows it to initiate feeding via key bind. If crogeek has been oversaturated with food, it will use its energy to initiate a long monologue to which no one ever listens to of their free will. As this energy is expelled, the mystical grease is generated on his surface. It can only be speculated that it is this very grease which allows the Crogeek to interact with electronics in any wave frequency of electromagnetic spectrum. The mystical grease has an intense smell that can damage energy system of a person who spends even as little as 20 seconds in the close vicinity of the crogeek. Effects of this damage include, vertigo, nausea, hallucinations, autoimmune disorders, epilepsy and many more. It is advised to never directly interact with the crogeek. The crogeek will go to great lengths to avoid shower even when subjected to difficult circumstances. This is because the grease increases the rate of internet connection. Even a drop of few milliseconds is viscerally painful to the crogeek. When questioned about still not finding a suitable mating partner, the crogeek considered the option of showering, but he said that he only seeks a worthy partner, and such partner would have to not only tolerate but even enjoy a couple of months old stack of mystical grease.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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