Seaweed Mug
Seaweed has an extremely aerodynamic jawline and a very round long back of the skull. The jawline is sharp enough to induce nuclear fission in air molecules. The products are extremely lethal and will cause anyone touching it to become a nerd ☝️🤓. Mass flow occurs around and over the top of the skull but not the bottom due to it being blocked by the long-ass neck. There is a humungous low pressure zone below the skull extension due to the skull having a negative critical angle of attack (around -30 degrees). This creates enough downforce to keep the Seaweed from flying away while it is windy. Additionally the top of the skull has a camber of 10% and causes massive induced drag making the Seaweed very slow both mentally and velocity-wise. The maximum camber position is at the frontal bone. On the sides of the skull-airfoil the ears disrupt the merging of low and high pressure air increasing autistic efficiency by 11.68256123%. At the trailing edge the products recombine in the reverse reaction to create normal air. The air temperature at the trailing edge is a function of the Seaweed's true airspeed. Also due to him having a nerd ☝️🤓 haircut the true lift coefficient is considerably lower and the drag coefficient much higher than expected of a smooth skull due to parasitic hair drag. Seaweed often wears nerd ☝️🤓 glasses which cause flow separation over the frontal bone causing vapour clouds to obscure his massive forehead. Finally, the Seaweed is restarted.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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