William Afton Mug
so there was a man called william afton who started a restaurant "fredbears family diner" and it was a success, he has 3 children, michael afton, evan afton and elizabeth, michael loves pranking evan until the prank killed evan (bite of 83) elizabeth wanted to go to circus baby but purple guy said no and she went to circus baby and circus baby "MaDe IcECrEaM oUt oF HeR" - markiplier, after that happened purple guy decided to murder 5 children and stuff them in animatronic suits, Gabriel (Freddy) Susie (Chica) Bonnie is jeremy but not the nightguard Fritz (Foxy) Cassidy (Golden Freddy), after that incident freddy fazbear's pizza closed and then reopened again and got closed again and reopened again (i think) and finally got closed for good, after that william came to the old location and dismantled the animatronics, it released the souls of the dead children and it scared him so he went to the springbonnie suit he used to kill children, then the springlocks got too loose and killed him, (not really) after that he came back as springtrap then his son burned him and he came back again but his friend (henry emily) and his oldest son michael lured him and all the animatronics into a place and henry burned the place down, and did a speech, and cassidy tortured him in a nightmare. i don't want to explain security breach and help wanted
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!