Pedophilia Mug
An ongoing exclusive attraction to prepubescents from ages 3-10 and in some cases up to 13 depending on the stage of the Tanner scale of human development being used. (Many 14 or 15-year-old's would not be pubescent/reached puberty, i.e., in stages 2 or 3 of dev; many would instead be in stage 4, and a few may be in stage 5.) It should not be confused with the other age-based paraphilias (also called chronophilias): Chronophilia| preferred age range | prevalence Nepiophilia | infants 2-3 | 1% or less Pedophilia | prepubescents 3-10 | 5% Hebephilia | pubescents from ages 11-14 | 16-20% Ephebophilia | post-pubescents from the ages 15-17 (late teens) and sometimes up to 19 | 20% Teleiophilia | young adults in their 20's and 30's; Tanner stage 5 | most common Mesophilia | middle-aged adults in their 40's and 50's | uncommon Prevalence rates are only for males and are based on a combination of studies and phallometric research. These refer to attractions to people of an age range, not the act of sex or romance with people in those ranges. Most pedophiles never actually engage in sexual contact with prepubescents; the rate of how many do varies but many journals put an est. at 5-20%. It may also surprise people to know that most adults who sexually engage with prepubescents or pubescents aren't even pedophiles/hebephiles or primarily attracted to them. Also, few non-pedophiles and non-hebephiles engage in contact. Furthermore, most contact is statutory, not forceful.
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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