Android
A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls. A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories: "Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money. "Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids. "I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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