Japan Mug
A very strange, frightening country. Many dithering idiots may be under the impression that Sailormoon often prances down the streets of Tokyo, but this is a very simple and clear example of the word, bullshit. In reality Japan is: 1.Filled with taboo porn. Rape, Incest, Fantasy(tentacles raping little girls and stuff), Bondage, Torture, Bukkake and Pedophilia are all genres of porn that are popular among Japanese people. While other adolescent teens from sexually normal countries are watching ,say, classical Jenna Jameson porn, note that Japanese teenagers will be thoroughly enjoying little girls being raped by green tentacles. 2.A country which has a high incest rate. In Japan, there is a frighteningly large amount of women with crossed eyes, or other deformities. This is often because their biological parents are related to each other. By related, I'm not talking about Roosevelt and his cousin, I'm talking about shit like brother and sister. This is not a racial slur, it is a hard fact based on newspaper articles and surveys. 3.Dangerous for women. It is said that Japanese women think it obvious that they should get groped in crowded ares. So, all women should stay away from crowded places before they get violated by some Japanese pervert*. *A redundant term. 4.Overrated because of their stupid anime and video games. Anybody who tries to conform to Japan after being dazzled by their video games and anime should go fuck themselves. Especially those who are trying to get a Japanese citizenship and go live in Japan.
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!