Sex story Mug
I was sitting with my girlfriend watching Netflix. The movie we were watching was hella boring, I couldn't go 3 seconds focusing on it. Eventually, I get a boner somehow I was even horny smh. Anyways my girlfriend notices and starts acting all flirtatious and seductive, and I was caught by surprise. She kisses me on the cheek and reaches her hand in my pants and starts stroking my cock. At least, that what she thought would do. "Wheres your cock?" I shook. "Uhh..it should be there, right?" She started feeling around. "Here stand up and pull down your pants." I did as she said and I revealed a 1 millimeter pecker. So small not recognizable by feel alone. "This is some sort of joke right?" There was silence. I didn't say a word. "Right!?" She became frantic now. She tried to give a handjob by rubbing half of her pinky on it. Nothing happened. After that I slowly and awkwardly pulled my pants up and we sat back down and watched the rest of the movie. After that incident, my girlfriend became more and more distant until she broke up with me and got some other guy. So what did we learn? Size doesn't matter unless your a biological disformity and you're an outcast. I guess I have good personality?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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