Sex story Tee
I was sitting with my girlfriend watching Netflix. The movie we were watching was hella boring, I couldn't go 3 seconds focusing on it. Eventually, I get a boner somehow I was even horny smh. Anyways my girlfriend notices and starts acting all flirtatious and seductive, and I was caught by surprise. She kisses me on the cheek and reaches her hand in my pants and starts stroking my cock. At least, that what she thought would do. "Wheres your cock?" I shook. "Uhh..it should be there, right?" She started feeling around. "Here stand up and pull down your pants." I did as she said and I revealed a 1 millimeter pecker. So small not recognizable by feel alone. "This is some sort of joke right?" There was silence. I didn't say a word. "Right!?" She became frantic now. She tried to give a handjob by rubbing half of her pinky on it. Nothing happened. After that I slowly and awkwardly pulled my pants up and we sat back down and watched the rest of the movie. After that incident, my girlfriend became more and more distant until she broke up with me and got some other guy. So what did we learn? Size doesn't matter unless your a biological disformity and you're an outcast. I guess I have good personality?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.