Der Kommissar Mug
Zwei, drei, vier, one, two, three, it's easy to see But it's not that I don't care, so 'Cause I hear it all the time, but they never let you know On the TV and the radio (cha!) She was young, her heart was pure, but every night is bright she got She said, "sugar is sweet", she come a-rappin' to the beat Then I knew that she was hot She was singin' Don't turn around, oh oh oh (Ja, ja) Der Kommissar's in town, whoa oh oh You're in his eye and you'll know why The more you live, the faster you will die Alles klar, Herr Kommissar? She said, "Babe, you know I miss Jill and Joe And all my funky friends" But my street understanding was just enough to know what she really meant And I got to thinking while she was talking That I know she told the story Of those special places that she goes When she rides with the others in the subway singin' Don't turn around, oh oh oh (Ja ja) Der Kommissar's in town, whoa oh oh And if he talks to you and you don't know why You say your life is gonna make you die Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!