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continued... I rub up, down, and in circular motions on your pussy, you moaning louder. "stop teasing and fuck me now", You wisper to me. After you say those magic words i reply with, "but I love teasing". I don't stop teasing you until I want to. I move up your body making my dick closer to your face. I take my pants off just at the point where my dicks out. I'm hard, so very hard. You stare at it then look at me not breaking eye contact and start kissing it, licking it, and only putting the knob in your mouth. You lick from the nuts all the way to the tip then slowly put it all in your mouth. You hold it balls deep down your throat, just paused with it in your mouth untill you cant breath. You pull it out still keeping eye contact. I put my dick in and out of your mouth until I'm close to cumming. All the way in then all the way out. I stop you and stand up to pull my pants off. I pull the rest of your underwear off and put 2 fingers in your dripping wet pussy warming it up for for what I'm about to do. As my fingers are inside your pussy wriggling and curling I start to move my head back down to it. I lick once and hear you moan. Lick again and you moan again. I keep licking it. You're breathing keeping up with it. You moan and you're almost cumming. You can feel it and then I stop.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
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