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Rosemary Mug

Dear Rosemary, I don’t know if you’ll ever see this…I’m writing this as a letter to you, and not as a definition to the public because I feel it’s easier for me to find things to say about you this way. There’s no clear way to define you, because you are so many wonderful things put together. You’re insecure, but who isn’t? I just know that I’m going to keep telling you you’re beautiful for the rest of our friendship. I really love you. You’re just always there for me, you’ve helped me in ways I could never express, even if you don’t know it. Gosh, you’re a dream! You really are! You seem to be what everybody wants, and it sometimes makes me envy you because you’re beautiful, smart, kind, your smile lights up the room, and your laugh is infectious. You don’t seem to have a care in the world, and I get drunk on your freedom when we spend time together, which is something I adore doing. You know just what to say to everybody. You’re not afraid to be vulnerable and to show me when you’re hurting, and I’d do anything to make you feel better. I swore I’d always be there for you, right? I promise I will be for the rest of our lives. You’re one of those people who can never drive anyone away, only pull them in. You wear your heart in your sleeve, but most of the time the emotion you’re displaying is joy. Your bravery outshines that of others, and you somehow pull through, and I admire you for that. You pulled me up as well, and spent the time to glue me back together. I love you

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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