Rosemary Mug
Dear Rosemary, I don’t know if you’ll ever see this…I’m writing this as a letter to you, and not as a definition to the public because I feel it’s easier for me to find things to say about you this way. There’s no clear way to define you, because you are so many wonderful things put together. You’re insecure, but who isn’t? I just know that I’m going to keep telling you you’re beautiful for the rest of our friendship. I really love you. You’re just always there for me, you’ve helped me in ways I could never express, even if you don’t know it. Gosh, you’re a dream! You really are! You seem to be what everybody wants, and it sometimes makes me envy you because you’re beautiful, smart, kind, your smile lights up the room, and your laugh is infectious. You don’t seem to have a care in the world, and I get drunk on your freedom when we spend time together, which is something I adore doing. You know just what to say to everybody. You’re not afraid to be vulnerable and to show me when you’re hurting, and I’d do anything to make you feel better. I swore I’d always be there for you, right? I promise I will be for the rest of our lives. You’re one of those people who can never drive anyone away, only pull them in. You wear your heart in your sleeve, but most of the time the emotion you’re displaying is joy. Your bravery outshines that of others, and you somehow pull through, and I admire you for that. You pulled me up as well, and spent the time to glue me back together. I love you
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy