lovena Mug
the most beautiful girl in the world. her skin is glowing and she looks so good at all times, a perfectionist. her outfits are always.she’s so nice, she’s tall, she’s cute and smart, straight A student. she had such a big and loving heart that a lot of people take advantage of. she is always lookin out for people and making sure their okay. she likes this one guy. his name starts with R. she doesn’t really like guys, but with him it’s different. her secret admirer has the biggest crush on her. she has the cutest smile and eyes that you can see the stars gaze inside of. she’s so fine, she’s finer then wine, and many people wanna taste, her soul pretty, her face pretty, she sit pretty, she won. lovena has this bubbly personality that everyone needs in their life. she is shy and looks mean but when you talk to her the biggest, smile with the prettiest teeth shows. she is such an amazing person and a burst of joy. she’s heavily influenced and educated on life.she has all the qualities of everyone’s dream girl. she is a woman, she doesn’t really like to chase people. she stays out the way and she is protective over the people she loves. she gives the best advice she can and is always there for others. she is the best you can ever have and that’s for certain. she is so loving and caring. get you a her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!