True Sport
this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
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