Aban
An Aban is confusing. Someone who will wear a mask all the time depending on who they're with, to the point where no two people would be able to describe him in the same way. An Aban will usually be way too confident but it is impossible to complain about it because more often than not, he has the right to be. Most people will call Aban an asshole but will still spend time with him at every opportunity. An Aban will challenge you on every single view you have no matter what he personally thinks on the matter; he will argue with you to make you start doubting your entire belief system. Abans tend to be very disciplined. You'll be hard-pressed to find him indulging in drinking, smoking, or even sex because he is beyond such earthly desires. Beware, the name Aban can often be confused with Arnold, and many Arnolds of the internet may in fact be named Aban in real life. Most importantly, all Abans hold a secret that not a soul in the world other than him knows, and there is a very special reason for it. If there were to be a situation where he'd need to talk to his past self, only knowing that secret will make a younger Aban trust the words of his doppelganger. You can try to be careful around Abans, but ultimately, you will end up spilling all of your troubles to him while knowing virtually nothing of value about his life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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