Noemi Mug
Noemi is the type of person to take a completely broken heart and turn it into the best it can be. She’s the smartest more down to earth being in the room always and will always be sure to make you smile no matter how bad your mood is. Noemi is a very likable person and she’s funny,cute,hot,she impresses you a lot,talented and never fails to make you the happiest person in existence. She’s been through alot and does not like herself alot but doesn’t show it, you just need to help her the way she helps you and it’s actually interesting to listen to her and what she has to say to you. From her rants to her day it’s all interesting and will stick with you forever. You feel actual guilt letting her down cause she’s so amazing and loyal and trusts you with everything she has. It’s amazing how someone can dedicate so much time to being so Perfect and deliver it so well that you just want her all to yourself. It’s really rare to find someone like her and if you ever do, you’re really lucky and never let her go cause she is sure to make your life worth living every millisecond of it. Make her feel special and make her feel like she’s the only one you love and she really does the same but in such a way that you can’t even believe that you're so lucky to have that person in your life. If you know a Noemi give her a hug cause I sure know a Noemi myself and if you're reading this Noemi, I love you💖 and I always will and I’m so lucky to have you everyday
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!