Sex story
I came home from a long day at work, and saw my lovely wife on the couch. She sat there no clothes on seductively staring at me; her legs were spread wide open. I then take off my shirt, “ I'm ready for you baby” she said. I then hop in between her legs and started suck her 36DD boobs. “AhHhhH Mmhhh”she moaned. She grabs my pants and yanks them to my ankles, she pushes me on the couch to the point where I was laying on my back. She deep throats all 11 inches, “ Ahhh Mmhhhhh Oughh” I moan in satisfaction. “I want you in me daddy.” So I listened and arched her back and stuck it in, “ Aghhahah Ughhhhh Mmmmhh DaDdahhh” she moaned so loudly I think the neighbors could hear. I railed her with all my force “ Ow keep going, harder,HARDER!” she said. I thrusted her, then pulled out. I turned her around and stuck it in her wet throbbing pussy. “ hahahahaha ughhh mmmhhhh” she moaned, I pulled out and dragged her to our bedroom. I fell on the bed and she hopped on me, she stuck it in her self and started riding me. She then sat on my face while I ate her out. I slammed her on the bed and finger her wet pussy. “ aaahhhh mmhhh hardahh” she moaned, I licked her vagina the she sprayed my mouth and liked it off. She deep sucks my dick then I cum in her mouth she swallowed every drop of it. We finally get on the bed and fall asleep. My pillows were wet, and my black bed sheets were stained. Horny 😃 THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
The Urban Dictionary Mug
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
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