Elise Mug
An Elise is an amazing person. She’s kind hearted with a beautiful soul. She will trust you until you give her a reason not to. She can be a little closed off but she’s just slightly shy but she is very outgoing and likes to be a bit in her own world. She has amazing talents and interest, Can click with everyone, astonishingly beautifully. Has a mixture of girl and guy friends but she prefers to hang out more with her guy best friends for they are like her brothers. If you’re interested in her romantically be upfront and if she likes you back she’ll be the best relationship you ever had. Her love is tender and sweet. She can be difficult to read for she doesn’t always know how to fully express her emotions. She can be intimidating but she is humble don’t let her intimidate you because she is the best kinds you can meet. Shes tough but a softie at heart, she loves hugs, if you are in a relationship with her she will love you just as much as you love her and more. She’s girly but also a bit of a tomboy she is no girl with just a pretty face, always expect the unexpected and never underestimate her. She’s very protective, it’s one thing you mess with her but if you mess with the people she loves, expect her vengeance. Most likely loves neutral colors, tries to avoid drama as much as possible, she is loyal but she is not a door mat and won’t let you walk over her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!