Elise Mug
An Elise is an amazing person. She’s kind hearted with a beautiful soul. She will trust you until you give her a reason not to. She can be a little closed off but she’s just slightly shy but she is very outgoing and likes to be a bit in her own world. She has amazing talents and interest, Can click with everyone, astonishingly beautifully. Has a mixture of girl and guy friends but she prefers to hang out more with her guy best friends for they are like her brothers. If you’re interested in her romantically be upfront and if she likes you back she’ll be the best relationship you ever had. Her love is tender and sweet. She can be difficult to read for she doesn’t always know how to fully express her emotions. She can be intimidating but she is humble don’t let her intimidate you because she is the best kinds you can meet. Shes tough but a softie at heart, she loves hugs, if you are in a relationship with her she will love you just as much as you love her and more. She’s girly but also a bit of a tomboy she is no girl with just a pretty face, always expect the unexpected and never underestimate her. She’s very protective, it’s one thing you mess with her but if you mess with the people she loves, expect her vengeance. Most likely loves neutral colors, tries to avoid drama as much as possible, she is loyal but she is not a door mat and won’t let you walk over her.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts