Crystal Mug
She’s Humble, Loving, & spontaneous. Crystal is Loyal and caring. She isn’t afraid to give up everything for her loved ones. You can do her wrong many times and she will always be there for you helping you out in return. Her {Eyes} are mesmerizing honey and turn hazel at times you can easily get lost in them and fall in love. Surely {Unforgettable}. She is beautiful, stunning, kind girl that could make anyone in the world feel happy to just be around her. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun Nature. Easy to fall in love with. Super chill and the best to have a fun time with. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. Once she gets feelings for someone, she won’t stop thinking about them. She is usually quiet and shy, but around her friends she’s outgoing. When you compliment her, she’s always flattered, but doesn’t see it in herself. She is a great friend, and even better girlfriend, who will give a guy all the time in the world. If you have her never let her go. She has a passion for music and art and is in fact brilliant, though she may not show it. If you and Crystal are friends, you can trust her because she will not betray you. She has a guilty conscious, so she will try to keep everyone happy. She likes holding hands, and cuddles. Her fashion sense is unique, like her personality. Her faults are overthinking and being clumsy. Don’t betray the trust of her, though. If you have a Crystal, you are set!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!