Greta Mug
Greta is everything and anything you will ever want. She is typically a brunette with brown eyes and is slighter taller with a muscular build. A Greta is super smart, popular, nice, athletic, and god-knows pretty. She is a over-thinker and especially insecure about her body. In love with sports, especially basketball. She has amazing style and likes to dress a little sporty. If you ever want to date a Greta, here are some tips: Her parents are extremely strict so understand if she wants to keep you secret ;), she loves to impress so when she dresses to impress just enjoy the moment, she has the best pickup lines and knows exactly how to pull you and thinks it is so hot when guys do the same, do NOT get on her bad side, she knows way too much about everyone and everything, but hates gossiping. If she is your best friend, KEEP HER, she loves you and always will + she is an amazing secret keeper. She is one of those people that is shy but loves to stand up for people. Greta is stressed in the inside, but doesn't show on the outside. Greta also gets mad really easily and act like a complete bitch, but she will always forgive you. She is typically an introvert and did i mention, SUPER COMPETITIVE. On rare occasions, she will let you beat her, but not much ;) Lastly, once she likes you (friend or as a guyyy) she will always and will never let you go. In other words, keep a Greta.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend